The Everyday Adventures of XuQalebrities

My compulsive liar

2006-07-17T14:12:00.000-07:00

Just a warning to everyone out there. If you ever meet someone named Lindsay Nichols... Know that she is a compulsive liar and not to be trusted. I think she really gets off on lying to people about the STUPIDEST of things. Like that girl in Garden State, remember her? You can read more info on my personal blog: http://noahk17.blogspot.com

Hope everyone is having a great week!!

My friend...

2006-07-14T23:52:00.000-07:00

Wow... just wow...

[02:45] Mike Daniel: Ya know
[02:45] Mike Daniel: also...coming home.
[02:46] Mike Daniel: I saw a black man on my street...
[02:46] Mike Daniel: and thought..."Nigars cant afford these houses...."
[02:46] Mike Daniel: i got scared....
[02:46] Mike Daniel: after 5 minutes of sitting in my car lookin around for him.....
[02:46] Noah K 17: wow dude
[02:47] Mike Daniel: I rememberd theat they live across the street
[02:47] Mike Daniel: lol

My revival

2006-07-12T17:16:00.000-07:00

The blog isn't dead, it just needs more posts! I, for one, like posting here on occasion, because no one I know in RL reads this. So I can talk shit about whomever I want. Ha!

What is up with me leaving the house for 30 minutes, then coming back to find the door LOCKED. I mean seriously David. Are you THAT paranoid? We live in a safe neighborhood, no one is going to come into the house while you are watching TV. Ugh. That kind of pisses me off.

But other than that, I'm having a FABULOUS day! The immature girl Kelly (19) that I was dating finally returned my season 1 of Scrubs. I met a new girl Lindsay (25) last night, and we're going out on Saturday, and I mailed off all my graduation announcements!

I graduate on August 6th from Georgia State University with my Bachelor of Arts in Sociology. Oh yeah!! Now the tough part starts... finding a job. Ack!

Do you guys work for any good companies you can recommend for me? I would be looking for something in the South East US, particularly Atlanta, GA. Cheers!!

Oh my!

2006-06-18T02:38:00.000-07:00

Blog dead? Seems kinda like it.

My decision

2006-05-23T13:53:00.000-07:00

My mom is moving to Chicago at the end of this year. Which sucks, because I live in Atlanta now, and she lives in Savannah. I used to be able to visit her for a weekend, now I won't be able to. Grrr... So do I stay in Atlanta, or move elsewhere now that my Mom is nowhere near Georgia?

PS. Listening to the 2nd Xuqa podcast now. Celisse just came on! The inventor of Xuqalebrity. Woo-hoo!

LONG ramblings....

2006-05-08T01:44:00.000-07:00

So I was in a particularly sappy mood tonight......and i went on a misson....i bought The Notebook...i absolutely love that movie.....it's so......so good... it's gotten me thinking about all of this love, life, and everything.... of course i bawled like an infant, but i needed that...i needed some true, raw emotion from deep inside myself...it's been awhile since i've just thought about things and tried to put things in perspective....

That movie gives me hope....even though it's a fictional story, I still like to believe that somehow, that kind of love is possible in this world.... That all encompassing, fire igniting, soul tingling, unconditional, undying, completely committed, gotta have you kind of love. The love that makes you feel alive....the kind that gives you a reason to get up in the morning....hell, it even makes you want the night to go by faster so you can be with that person again...Is it real? could it actually exist? i dont know....but i've always thought and hoped it does...maybe i'm just way too idealistic. I've always been a fairy tale girl...believed that one day, if i was patient enough-my prince, my true love would come find me, sweep me off of my feet.....rescue me from the emptiness...the loneliness.....he'd be my hero, my lover, my best friend....i'd have that amazing connection that's so deep words can't even express it. No word would be elaborate enough, rich enough.....

i mean am i just totally nuts? is it so wrong to want to find love? to be loved and to love someone else? is it so bad that i don't want to just waste my time and fool around with guys i have no interest in? is it so terrible that i dont just go out with whatever guy expresses interest (which isnt often, hahah) but that i'd rather wait, and go out with a guy i ACTUALLY think i could have a relationship with? is bad to want to find a guy to have a real relationship with? one with real feeling...real emotion.... one with movie moment surprises, and even the hurt involved in the arguments because you're just so passionate about eachother. I know i'm only 19, but maybe i'm an old soul, because that's all i truly want in life....to find my soulmate-if such things exist- to fall in love, with every wonderful minute of the falling process....the butterflies, the anxiousness of waiting to see him....growing into the comfortable stage....getting married...having kids...that's what i want in life. I dont want a career, i just want a family.

i'm afraid that i'm only becoming jaded with each passing day...losing that little bit of hope and faith that such things are possible......each week, each month...i grow more bitter....i become less trusting, less hopeful....the more i hear about people getting engaged....getting married....having babies....these people who are my age....i mean i dont want a baby now, heck no.....but i do want to have someone who is always there...who sees me for all that i am. the good, the bad, the crazy, the creative, the fun...all of it...all of it in one 5'3" package. sees me not only as that, but more. someone who wouldnt change a thing about me. someone who thinks i'm beautiful depsite whatever insecurites and flaws i have and see in myself... someone who wont intentionally hurt me. someone who won't become the kind of guys i've dealt with in the past....

and when friends are all coupled off....and i'm left alone...it only makes it worse. when "best friends" ditch me completely everytime they find some new guy that they like at that moment....it really sucks. Having friends parents (who are like your second parents) constantly asking you who your new flame is, where your boyfriend is...becuase all of the other kids you know are coupled....sucks. sitting there, knowing that you're the only one in a group of people who feels like you do... being the only one who longs so badly for that spark, that little jump from brushing his hand...the only one who wants that kind of thing...becuase the others already have found it.....

i really don't know what's worse honestly. The loneliness, the friends ditching me, the parents (and second parents) constantly giving me crap and asking why i dont have a boyfriend...my mom telling me that i run boys off..... or the hopelessness that comes with not being able to find anyone that i care for, who cares back....

basically this all sums up to i'm tired of being alone. I want to find love...or well, i want it to find me at least, haha. but i know that isnt gunna happen while i'm sitting on here whining at 3:45 in the morning. so i'm going to bed.... forgive me my ranting, love you guys.

Internship at Xuqa

2006-05-08T00:28:00.000-07:00

Murtaza, Ali, and Prosper are looking for a few members who want to internship at Xuqa this summer. Airfare is provided throughout the internship, and in addition, you receive a 2,000 USD monthly stipend. You would travel around the country, starting in San Francisco, and ending up in New York City, helping the founders do whatever it is they do. (promoting the site, brainstorming new ideas, meetings with VCs, being the beer-bitch, setting up and executing the "Xuqa Summer of Love" program, etc.)

If you're interested, contact Murtaza directly at Gmail. I'd do it myself, but alas, I am graduating at the end of the summer, and I still have 5 classes to finish. Cheers!

Startling realization

2006-04-27T03:06:00.000-07:00

I recently realized something that I once never would have imagined possible. Kind of like when I used to be fat, and after I lost weight, the first time I realized I was actually skinny was at work when my boss called me a skinny college student while trying to get me to eat something (don't ask--my boss is a weird, weird man, but in a completely different way than I am weird). Anyway, the conclusion I just recently came to is that I have almost completely lost touch with what the mainstream public enjoys in its music. I know the generals of what most college students like (god awful jam bands for the most part), but the general public, I have completely lost touch with what they find listenable. I came to this conclusion when I was in the photo office while working at the campus newspaper. I had one of my new favorite albums, courtesy of Paul Ryu's music blog, playing. This album can be found here if you're interested in downloading it from Paul. I highly encourage it.

Anyway, I was playing that album, and the other photo editor was sitting there. I had consciously picked it out because I knew the other photo editor was there, and I thought that it wasn't as weird as some of the stuff I listen to for something who isn't familiar with the type of music I listen to. But, she thought it was really weird, which must mean that I have no idea what the general public enjoys.

Now, this is both a good and a bad thing. It's good because in general, I hate the music that the general public enjoys. I mean, I'll be damned if I'm going to sit through and somehow enjoy Fall Out Boy, or whatever musical abortion is currently being force fed down the collective throat by some rich-as-fuck record label. It's also bad because I'm not that in touch with the indie scene either. The only bands I hear about that I like, I find through my roommates or friends or Paul. I am not connected with that scene to find my own music and hear about new bands as other people are hearing about them instead of two months after a friend heard about them. It's depressing. It's like I'm a man without a home.

Oh well, this is really overdramatic and pointless. I really just kind of felt like writing out my musical ramblings somewhere, and this blog could always use the proverbial syringe of adrenaline every few days when posts start slacking off. Thoughts and opinions?

CELEBRATE!

2006-04-18T22:37:00.000-07:00

well, this has been pretty dead sooo...

MY NEICE WAS BORN! WOOOOO 7 pound red headed little girl named erin....funny fact...my 26 year old master degree holding psychology major (working on her Ph.D)sister kelly....thought the babys name was spelled aaron....she didnt realize that aaron/erin is gender specific.....how thats possible? noooo idea....but hey, my sister is awesome ...lol how i love her :)

my mom has now realized that her giving me shit for being single was really starting to bother me...so she elaborated today with "now i'm not trying to push you shannon...i mean, it's fine that you're picky...i'd rather you be that than...the...alternative" translation to momma's statement? 'i'd rather you end up a hermit than a whore'..... i love my mother as well *sigh* lol my family is nuts..and i wouldnt change a thing

annnnyway...time for me to do something other than this...sleep maybe? who knows....

!! pita !!

2006-04-11T11:53:00.000-07:00

god i love pita bread. 'tis all. (i'm bored and procrastinating, if you couldn't tell)

!!

=)

2006-04-10T20:55:00.000-07:00

awww i did not know people still posted here! wow. stuff. things.

in reference to shannons last post just because: ilu babyyyyyy <333

quick pointless update

2006-04-10T16:33:00.000-07:00

this thing has been pretty dead....

-kentucky rocked my world
-caroline is pissing me off to no end by repeatedly ditching me for the new boy....saying 'sorry' and then continuing to do it. and of course still pretty much free loading. her gift horse, her hand that feeds, aka ME is about to kick her in the face with reality.... i havent spoken a word to her since saturday night.... for various reasons. but yeah....*sigh*.. shit is going to hit the fan...soon...and it is not going to be pretty.
-some random woman with the same name as my mom was at the tanning bed with her daughter....asking me advice on how long she should go..and by she, i mean the mom....hahaha
-applied at dillards to try to get a job at a makeup counter....
-i think the sunglass store is going under..or gunna be demolished, lol sad isnt it
-staying down here in auburn for summer...i'm gunna die..it's gunna be so freakin hot... i'm just working though, not taking classes...so whenever i'm not working, i'm gunna be out by the pool....WOOOO
-my mom continues to give me shit about not having a boyfriend. literally said to me "well, why dont you get a boyfriend?" and then also continued by saying "well, you run them off and caroline chases them" grrr but i love my momma, she's the best and she means well...just isnt always so eloquent about it....
anyway, thats good enough...oh did i mention i may be failing 3 of my classes? yeah, this semester has been really rough.....i'm gunna try to save class number 3 because the only reason i'd fail that one is by attendance, which is such crap...it's effing INTRO TO THEATRE....and our creative group project? oh wait thats right...we're using MY idea....it's basically my project....and if i can still be failed after that? i'll cry..alot....as if i havent already....we'll see what Dr. Adams can do for me....(he's a dr of mine, not a professor, thanks, hahaha)
now i'm gunna go have a chai latte with my sister and relax before going home, locking myself in my room, and writing my social work paper on our visit to the teen pregnancy place....

My rant

2006-04-10T04:48:00.000-07:00

Okay, I'm totally ranting right now. I met this girl named Jackie the other day. We went out on one date. Had a decent enough time. This was on a Thursday.

Come Friday I get 11 fracking text messages from here, basically all wanting to hang out with me again, either later that night or the following night. I'm so sorry I didn't reply quicker, but I was busy with my friends.

So the next day I post a blog explaining everything, and I used her REAL NAME in the blog, Heaven forbid. And she goes psycho on me. Starts sending me more text messages, and Myspace messages, and IMs not asking, but telling me to remove her name.

So I decide to be an asshole and post a comment using her full name in which I said, "Sure NP Jackie, I'll remove your name ASAP." And that seems to calm her down... until she reads the comment late Saturday night and sends yet another text message asking me to remove it. I replied saying I was sorry for using her last name, and I would remove it ASAP.

Sunday I was visiting my grandmother all day long, had my cell on silent and was no where near a computer. When I finally check my cell, I see multiple messages from her, and when I get back to my house there are about 5 IM's from her, one of which has her swearing up and down at me, telling me to f-ing do this and f-ing do that.

It's like what the hell Jackie. I told you I would remove it as soon as possible... except your reading comprehension skills seems to be ZERO. You are so psycho, I'm thinking about blocking you on AIM, Myspace, and from sending me text messages from Verizon.

Am I in the wrong here?

Oh yeah!!!!

2006-04-08T04:10:00.000-07:00

I feel so mother fucking great! (Sarcasm running amuck if you can't tell; I'll elaborate if you wish, otherwise, you'll just know I feel like a royal piece of shit.)

no title

2006-03-31T16:08:00.000-08:00

Here's a toast
Here's to new beginnings off the ground or standing upright
I'm giving them hell
I'm walking right out the door
Don't you get weary of running in circlesSo do i
The winds of change are coming again my friend
Hold fast to something
We'll ride this out to nowhere
Poor girl, poor man
But yet, I can't leave
Your twisting my arm
Eh, what the hell, let me die again
These toxic words drive me to escape
My work is done, I've found what i'm looking for

cheating

2006-03-30T02:02:00.000-08:00

so I just found out tonight that one of my friends cheated on his new girlfriend
and I am close friends with the both of them
what do I do?
do I tell her? do I keep it quiet?
or do I tell someone else who will tip off the girl to what happened, without me seeming like a scapegoat?

I would like some advice if you would please help me out

ay. dios. mio.

2006-03-28T01:02:00.000-08:00

i'm posting this here because i know that nobody i mention will see it... maybe it's not a big deal, but... well, whatever.

so all my girlfriends (that i've known since like, first grade and all my sorority sisters) basically don't tell me about their sex lives because they think i'm too naive to handle it and they say they don't want to corrupt me. like, i found out that my best friend lost her viriginity when her ex-bf told me that they had slept together, and onw of my other girlfriends has never actually told me, i just know it because she told all our other friends except me...

now one of my other best friends finally has her first bf ever after this guy has been like, in love with her for almost a year and a half. like, literally his entire fraternity and i were trying like hell for ages to get her to go out with him. so i'm totally happy for them and she's finally coming out of her shell and everything, and then last night she tells me, "ok leila, i'm telling you since nobody else ever tells you... i'm not a virgin anymore." and i'm like, 'ok...' i mean, that's fine, it's not like people have to stay virgins for me or anything, but i'm like, damn, how did this happen? you've been an "official couple" for like, a month...

and now it seems like everyone i know is either married or getting engaged in the near future, and even my mom said that it'll be kindof sad when my bf and i have been together the longest and are still just like, whatever, while everyone else is planning weddings and whatnot.

ay dios. weirdness. and there was really no point to this, just had to spill my guts.

el fin.

=)

name fuck ups

2006-03-26T10:13:00.000-08:00

has anyone else had their named fucked up on XuQa?
Mine used to be The Notorious Adam Behrens ®
but now it's The Notorious Adam Behrens Â®

and everytime I try to change it back, it just keeps fucking it up
damn it, it pisses me off

90's kids

2006-03-24T11:15:00.000-08:00

You know you're a 90's kid if...

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air"

You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

Responding to every question with "Your mom" was ligitimate and understood.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You remember the craze then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together.

You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up"

You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates

You ever got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide

You wore socks over leggings scrunched down

" Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back" SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS ELEPHANTS ELEPHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE"
he jumped so high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back back til the forth of july ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stumbed he's toe oe oe and thats the end end end of the elephants show ow ow

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players

You knew what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare"

You remember Alf, the little brown alien from Melmac and Vicki the Robot from "MY Little Wonder"

You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool

You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"

You played and or collected "Pogs"

You used to pretend to be a MIGHTY MORPHIN Power Ranger and you owned a Skip It

You had at least one GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere

You watched the original Care Bears, and Ninja Turtles

Yikes pencils and erasers were da bomb.

You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out.

You remember a time before the WB.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You thought it would be so cool to be Alex Mack.

You know the Macarena by heart.. LOL

" Talk to the hand" ... enough said

You thought Brain would finally take over the world

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You remember blowing into your Nintendo or the game cartridge when it wasn't working right

cake

2006-03-23T17:14:00.000-08:00

I LOVE CAKE!!!
that is all for now

i moved!!

2006-03-21T12:38:00.000-08:00

YAY! So i finally moved out of the soroity house last night. It took the boys like 20 minutes to move me. I was like wow, its so nice to have boys around for this stuff! And my roomie was like, yeah well now you'll have a couple for a while. I love them sooo much.. they're awesome! Last night they left to go to a friends house and i tried to watch TV but i like couldnt figure it out.. :-\ .. so i wrote on the white board somthing about the world hating me, and it all starting with the TV... so when they got home they saw it and laughed at me but showed me how to work it.. they thought it was cute. GAH!

Im almost on spring break! w00t! ... i have my last final tomorrow. I think i might have a beer pong tourney at my place tomorrow night, not sure tho.. i mean i gotta put that infamous cafe roma beer pong table in the courtyard to use right? ooooo my closet it HUGE! i was soooo excited .. haha.. ohhhh man life is gonna be good... now i can drink at my own place and have boys over whenever... damn those wack rules the sorority house has....

ok wellllllll i gotta go get dressed... im going to chipotle with my friend LeTaunya, its her birthday!! w00t!! bye my lovlies!

blogs

2006-03-20T10:15:00.000-08:00

so Ive decided that even with the addition of the unmoderated section, the quality of the blogs in 'the lounge' is really shitty

there arent any fun blogs anymore

maybe its just cuz its boring when nobody is on anymore

I miss the old XuQa.com!

Deactivating

2006-03-16T22:48:00.000-08:00

I'm thinking about deactivating. There's really no reason behind it. Just for the fuck of it, really. What I want to know is: if I did, would I still be able to contribute to this blog? I don't know why, but I would feel a little hurt if I got kicked off of here too.

O_o part deux

2006-03-16T14:28:00.000-08:00

there is some people on that list that arent
considered xuqalebs...just though id point that out
....
anyways...today is a great day. ^_^
it started off by me laughing my ass off for
about 5 min straight. *details will not be discussed*
:D ...also we're having a st patricks day party here
tomorrow. ^_^ so that'll be cool since i cant go to
the bar with the guys T_T
BUT sat is Cody's bday so ill probably end up getting
wasted that day too :)

favorite food

2006-03-16T12:56:00.000-08:00

so I've officially determined that my favorite food is definitely peanut butter.
I would seriously eat anything with peanut butter on it.
You put peanut butter on it, I will eat it (as long as its food).

now its your turn to put your two cents in

why

2006-03-16T12:32:00.000-08:00

???

...in a pantry against the pancake mix...

2006-03-16T07:11:00.001-08:00

Even though no one cares, these are three of my favorite new albums that we have been promoting at KJHK this month:

Casiotone for the Painfully Alone
Etiquette
[Tomlab; 2006]

Half-Handed Cloud
"Halos & Lassos"
[Asthmatic Kitty; 2006]

Mogwai
"Mr. Beast"
[Matador; 2006]

I am a boring individual.

2006-03-16T01:31:00.000-08:00

I posted this in my personal blog, but since no one reads that, and I don't care enough about it to update it regularly, I thought I'd post it here. It's a time-killer at least. Enjoy:

John sat under the turnpike, just waiting on the 12:15 to Omaha. Of course, he wasn't aware that it was 7:45 or he would have realized that sitting there was pointless, and that's aside from the fact that no bus came within 10 miles of his location, but still he sat, as if he was aware of something that escaped the notice of all those around him. There he sat, as patient as a chicken in a movie theatre, whatever that means.

John was a man of about 45-years-old with a bushy beard, oily black hair, and a questionable odor. He was skinny, probably about 130 pounds on his 6'3" frame. It was sad indeed. Every day, he proudly donned his Slayer t-shirt, despite the fact that it had badly faded from its once magnificent black into a charcoal grey, it had no less than 15 holes in it, all of which were no smaller than the diameter of a nickel, and Slayer, although never worth a damn anyway, hadn't even been popular in 20 years.

Most people just let John sit there, in quiet reflection, without talking to him or bothering him, more so for their feelings of personal safety and hygiene than respect for his contemplation, but that's beside the point. One day, however, a man approached John. The man was burly, maybe even hurly-burly. He looked similar to Ted Kennedy except that he poured a whole bottle of Just for Men on his head that missed entire sections of grey, he was far hairier, and he looked like Rose Kennedy in the face.

Anyway, the man came up to John and politely asked him what he was doing. John looked right at him and gave him a wet-willy. The man sued John for assault, sexual harrassment, and manslaughter. The jury took no mercy on John, and they punished him to death by public gall bladder spelunking. Never had I seen such a sight as his execution.

blah

2006-03-15T20:25:00.000-08:00

the cheese stands alone

O_o

2006-03-15T15:53:00.000-08:00

-true story
...that is all

GAH!

2006-03-15T13:05:00.000-08:00

welllll i actually went to sleep at a normal time last night! your proud, i know. Soooo, i woke up this morning around like 8 oclock.. which is pretty much the biggest miracle of my life seeing as how i usually dont go to sleep until 11am or so. It feels soooo good! I have like a whole day!

My mom called me today and i got yelled at, i went over my minutes on my cell phone,,,, gah! guess that means i've gotta stay off the phone!! ohhh noooo... :-\ But i can still talk on nights and weekends!! yay!!

So, i went to go get more boxes from the ups store behind the sorority house.. the boxes were like 10 dollars... i was like geez! they're just damn boxes.. haha i totally sound like a jew sometimes! hahah no offense. i love jews! they taught me how to blow smoke circles with hookah!

I cant wait to get out of this hell hole! Im moving in with the boys on monday! scary kinda... well not really.. spring break is near tooo! im not doing anything special cause davis' spring break is only 5 days long INCLUDING the weekend.. :-\ ... rough times! clearly someone hates me..

I have finals starting friday... gah! i hate tests.. I love college.. i jsut hate the school part of it... :-\... but apparently thats kinda what its all about... who knew?????

This one isn't inane! I swear!

2006-03-14T20:38:00.000-08:00

Well, it's not as inane as I usually am at least. I'm bored as fuck at work (the campus newspaper--lame). Sitting around, trying to find something to do, and not succeeding. I can't wait to go home. Oh well.

assholes and bitches

2006-03-11T14:55:00.000-08:00

welcome to my world, lol i'm at my sisters house...and assholes and bitches are the population of the house next door.....they roll up in here on HORRENDOUSLY loud motorcycles and shit after they've been out somewhere drinking all damn day......one dude has shorts on that are entirely too short......I really hope they dont mind having their little bikes scratched up if i can't fit through...seeing as they parked right in the middle of the effing place where people drive. I hate these people. they're awful people. seriously. and i get along with just about everyone.......

they're sorostitues (so not kidding) and the typical meathead redneck hick men. figures. moving on......off to behind the glass to shop...i'm sure this was informative...

one last thing....

green tea pills + hoodia pills= my hero

HOLY SHIT!

2006-03-04T10:56:00.000-08:00

Paul RYU is back on XUQA!!!!!!!!
damn
this just made my day!

2006-02-26T22:01:00.000-08:00

i am completely on cloud 9 right now...

that is all...

goodnight

The Tapeworm That Couldn't

2006-02-23T20:57:00.000-08:00

There once was a tapeworm named Emilio. He was much like any other tapeworm. He lived in the intestinal tract of a Vietnamese pig and ate what the pig ate. His proglottids would detach, be released through the pig's bowels, and eventually bring life to new tapeworms. He was certainly a father to thousands by now. Anyway, Emilio really wished, deep down, that he could be a Broadway Dancer. He practiced day after day. He learned the Charleston, and the Jitterbug, and even the Macarena. But one day, he was faced with the reality that he was only a parasite, and he would never get out of the bowels of the pig alive. So, he drank until he could no longer stay attached to the pig with his mighty scolex. He then drew a picture of a talking hamburger and decided to buy a timeshare in Pensacola.

effing polls

2006-02-22T08:44:00.000-08:00

good lord some of these polls are just getting ridiculous... *sigh* and all the freakin "which race is hottest?!" ones are really gettin on my nerves too, seriously...no one cares, so shhh.....OH ok, and one of the most disturbing polls..."SHOULD I ABORT MY BABY?"

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My Xuqa thoughts

2006-02-19T02:53:00.000-08:00

As you've probably noticed, Xuqa 1.3 has gone live. They have AJAX all over the site now. No more refreshing the ENTIRE page just to clear someones birthday! Can I get a hell's yeah?

They also added a new polling feature. While it's VERY popular right now, it doesn't show the total number of votes and/or how many people voted for each option. I think that should be added ASAP.

Oh, and Adam? Bitch-Slap? Don't think that's gunna happen. LOL.

Oh baby

2006-02-18T09:48:00.000-08:00

I've got two weekly columns in the works.

Wait for them.

celisse is gonna MAKE IT HAPPEN!

new xuqa

2006-02-18T00:04:00.000-08:00

so I like the whole new additions to XuQa, but I was really looking forward to that 'bitch slap' option instead of the tickle button.
damn
but I like the new additions to the blogs, and the fact that they changed the name back to blogs

drunk

2006-02-17T00:37:00.000-08:00

Okay, yeah, I'm totally drunk right now (well, maybe not totally because I take it too slow, but I'm certainly not sober), and I'm not feeling real great: No people pick up their phones for my random drunk dials, some guy told me he wanted to kick my ass (which was pretty funny too because I really didn't mean anything I said), and the girl I like about half-way ripped my heart out (I'm just being overdramatic; we still need to talk more actually). Yup, life kind of sucks, and I have class tomorrow in about 6 and a half hours. Boo.

?uhh?

2006-02-16T22:53:00.000-08:00

ok so yeah, i have no idea what i'm doing on this thing....seriously....i have no idea how to use this thing, lol sooo yeah......
drunk dials are amazing, everyone should get them at some point!
yeah, i'm random so these will hardly ever have a theme throughout.....
aaand i need sleep...so that i'll actually make it to my morning class tomorrow....damn my sleeping habits...
scandals are always plentiful on xuqa, that's for sure, and this week has been no different... some say there's a new scabies...but who knows....

king and queen

2006-02-15T12:30:00.000-08:00

so someone started a gossip blog today titled [OFFICIAL] KING AND QUEEN OF XUQA
they wanted people to make nominations and then this person would post their decision 'asap'
so I tried to delete it before anyone even commented in it, but it was unsuccessful
so as you could have guessed, it turned into one huge argument
I just left a few minutes ago, just cuz I was fed up and disgusted with it
the judge never revealed himself
he just remained anonymous, so anyone could really have taken over for him
but there were these two people that were determined to get the title, but they were nobodies.
they were just two random people who just knew each other
they came in and nominated each other, and then started bitching when people didnt like their ideas, but even the judge said that they didnt deserve the crown
it just made me mad
so I wish I could go and delete it
damn I hate XuQa sometimes

thoughts

2006-02-08T15:40:00.000-08:00

ok
So I was just bothered by the fact that I have invited six people to join in on this blog and only three of us have joined, and then there are only two of us that actually type anything.
It is kinda annoying when you go out of your way to do something useful for someone else, and then they dont even acknowledge it.
Oh well... life goes on
so if there is any XuQalebrity that would like to join in on the discussion here, please drop me a scrap on XuQa.
My Profile
Hope to hear from some of you soon.

My Birthday

2006-02-08T07:38:00.000-08:00

Today is my birthday, and I expect lots of scraps! That is all for now.

My Wikipedia action

2006-02-06T15:49:00.000-08:00

Last night a blog post was made on Xuqa, alerting the community to the Wikipedia entry about Xuqa. I originally started that article a few months back in order to gain more exposure for the site. It worked as far as I can tell, but not too many people made edits to the page before last night.

As soon as the post was made on Xuqa, anonymous Wikipedia users started FLOODING into the entry, and started updating and expanding everything. At first it was all great. Someone wrote about the unique features Xuqa offers, and others started a section about Xuqalebrities and the various Scandles.

But soon after, vandalism started happening to the entry. People were posting things like:

- Gorman=God
- STUPID NIGGER SISSY ASS BITCHES
- They are very popular and are in dire need of attention. their mommas didnt love them enough, so they suck each others little cocks for fun

You know, fun stuff like that. Long story short, the entire page had to be Semi-Protected in order to stop anonymous and newly registered users from making edits to the page. And yes, I requested it.

Oh, but did I mention the "new user" tag only lasts for 4 days? Looks like we could have another riot on our hands very soon...

noice

2006-02-06T13:32:00.000-08:00

I created this one for all XuQalebrities to use.
Lets use it and make it interesting